100% Twat

Michael / 20 / Baltimore

I'm not very interesting.
But, hey. You're still reading.
So I win!

Holidays.

I AM SO PUMPED!!!

Eric bought us tickets to go visit my sister in Michigan from the 23rd - 28th.

Now I won’t be on campus for Christmas!!!

Elizabeth loves it when I bake, especially sugar cookies, and I think i just found a jackpot of recipes for different kinds!

http://www.parents.com/holiday/christmas/recipes/holiday-cookies-sugar-cookie-dough/?page=1

Also, I can’t wait to be a housewife for my Jew boyfriend so I can make cute Hanukkah cookies too!


SOSOSOSOSOSO EXCITED!!!

December 11th.

I’m a 3 year old girl on the inside in case you didn’t know.

Does anyone else miss the old school Britney?

I made Lambda Chi Alpha cookies for our ‘Mock Ritual’ tonight!!!
I love being domestic!
I also love that my fraternity’s letters are very easy to draw in incing…

I made Lambda Chi Alpha cookies for our ‘Mock Ritual’ tonight!!!

I love being domestic!

I also love that my fraternity’s letters are very easy to draw in incing…

OMG!!!

The word OK is also a sideways person.

LOOK!

I have a lot of time on my hands at work.

I loved this movie when I was a kid!!!

Why my parents let me watch it?

I have no idea.

Christmas '07 in Vermont with family.

Christmas '07 in Vermont with family.

Christmas '08 with Jaime's family.

Christmas '08 with Jaime's family.

I love Christmas so much.

I think I’ll be on campus for it this year.
:(

Regardless, I love the season. It makes my heart smile.

Word of the day.

Hoi polloi
\hoi-puh-LOI\ , noun;

1. The common people generally; the masses.

Today's horoscope.

“A spat with a friend, relative or lover will lead to a strengthening of your relationship - if you handle it correctly, that is. (The secret lies in the power of these two little words: ‘I’m sorry.’)”

So true.

So it’s not gonna be easy. It’s going to be really hard; we’re gonna have to work at this everyday, but I want to do that because I want you. I want all of you, forever, everyday. You and me… everyday.

Noah Calhoun

Whatever happened to forever?

This girl is so legit.

Loves it.

Poop.

  • Me: I hate pooping.
  • Anonymous: I love pooping. Sometimes its real awk. But mostly, I just love it!

Word of the day.

Soporific
\sop-uh-RIF-ik; soh-puh-\ , adjective;

1. Causing sleep; tending to cause sleep.

2. Of, relating to, or characterized by sleepiness or lethargy.

3. A medicine, drug, plant, or other agent that has the quality of inducing sleep; a narcotic.

I <3 this parrot.

Too bad, he died.